<H2><b>GILLARD AND NETANYAHU IN HISTORIC AGREEMENT!</b></H2>

Australia and Israel reach an historic agreement by their decision to take over the Indian Ocean island of Mauritius for resettlement purposes.

Prime Minister Gillard says it gives Australia the opportunity of satisfying everybody over the asylum seeker issue by providing a safe off-shore haven for these desperately needy people, and Prime Minister Netanyahu sees the island as a perfect place to re-establish the Gaza and West Bank concentration camps in a pristine island setting.

It only remains for them to finalise the deal with the Mauritians who are believed to be desperate for the money and trade that the new concentration camps will bring to the island.