Anti-Israel
Australian Jews now call for a Boycott of Iran
and much of the Arab world
This was published in Galus
Australis and is two years old!
A press release received this
week that readers might find amusing:
A new boycott campaign against the Arab world and Iran that will require the cooperation of every supporter of Middle East
freedom has been launched by a group of outspoken Australian Jews, it was
announced today by its prominent founder Antony Loewenstein, the well-known
writer and peace activist.
“It is high time we exposed the crimes against humanity
committed by the modern pharoahs of the Muslim Middle East. Hosni Mubarak
of Egypt and Col. Moammar Gaddafi of Libya , who both enslaved their long-suffering peoples
with 30-year dictatorships that are unprecedented in modern history,
have now been ousted but reactionary regimes have taken power in
their stead. Meanwhile Algeria , Bahrain , Yemen , Syria , Iran , Saudi Arabia , Lebanon , Gaza , the West
Bank and Jordan are being ruled by fascist thugs and
usurpers who are massacring their own people ,” Loewenstein stated.
Speaking to hundreds of Muslim Australians in front of
the Syrian Embassy, Loewenstein excoriated the Arab and Iranian regimes
for plundering their countries of their wealth and depriving their people of
their basic human rights. He particularly upbraided Egypt , Saudi Arabia , Syria , Lebanon , Bahrain and Iran for their entrenched system of apartheid against
their Copt, Shia,Sunni, Christian and Kurd populations.
He also denounced the thousands of civilians
recently bludgeoned and shot to death by the Arab and Iranian security forces
in the streets of Homs , Cairo , Alexandria , Beirut , Teheran, Idlip, Manama , Damascus , Amman , Jeddah, Gaza
City , Taiz and Sanaa.
“It is simply incomprehensible that these bloodthirsty
governments are committing genocide against their own people,” he emphasized.
As a consequence, his new organization — Jews for
Boycotting Arab and Iranian Goods (JBAIG) — will be demanding that
all UN Human Rights Council members immediately cease buying petroleum,
petrochemicals, plastics, cotton yarn and garments, rugs, fertilisers,
majhool dates, figs, and sheet metal from these countries. In addition, all
Australian firms with investments and joint ventures in these tyrannies
will be pressured to divest their assets from them. Of greater import is our
campaign for the Commonwealth government to halt its arms and high
technology shipments to the Nazi-like governments of Saudi Arabia and Bahrain .
“We are confident that the international community – and
particularly the Australian public – are prepared to support our initiative
until the vicious dictatorships of the Arab Middle East and Iran are overthrown and their civilian populations are
finally endowed with classical democracy,” Loewenstein affirmed.
“The welfare of the beleaguered Arab and Iranian people
must be our number one priority,” he stated.
JBAIG co-founder Vivienne Porzsolt, a retired social
worker from Sydney and long a crusader for the seething Arab
masses, pointed out that the illegitimate Muslim government
leaders of the Middle East are being targeted by her followers with arrest
warrants should they step foot on Australian soil or seek medical or refugee
asylum here. Under the international law of universal jurisdiction, war
criminals and their genocidal ilk are liable to arrest upon the deposition of a
citizen’s complaint before the Attorney General.
She emphasized that her group’s actions were in complete
fulfilment of the treasured Jewish tradition of seeking justice
for suffering humanity. Moreover, it has the complete approval
of her mentor, former NSW Greens MLC Sylvia Hale, one of the world’s
leading opponents of Islamist tyrants.
“It is imperative that we act quickly to bring Assad
and Ahmadinejad to the gallows,” Porzsolt urged, “just as Gaddafi and Osama Bin
Laden were so speedily dispatched. Assad the butcher is also massacring the
440,000 Palestinians living in Damascus and Aleppo . These greasy rats should be torn limb from limb,” she
declared to tumultuous applause.
Casting aside her life-time enmity towards Israel , Porzsolt pleaded with the Jewish state to invade Syria and Iran and wipe out their respective feudal ruling
classes. ”Only such a humanitarian gesture can have the desired effect of
strengthening the region-wide intifadas in these countries leading to the
toppling of their authoritarian regimes and the implementation of the UN’s
Universal Declaration of Human Rights and all the Geneva Conventions,” she
posited.
“As for our myriad of friends among the general
public, we sincerely hope they will be moved to embrace the boycott of
Arab and Iranian goods to help liberate the oppressed Arab masses, ”
Loewenstein and Porzsolt concluded.
This press release, sent in by
Cy Geshticte, that we assume is intended as a satire, has been published in
keeping with the spirit of Friday Funnies.
Australians to Boycott Arab and Iranian Goods
News Release
NR: 118,006
For Immediate Distribution
-- A new boycott movement relying on every
supporter of Middle East freedom has been
successfully launched by a group of prominent Australians, it was revealed
today by its founders.
"It is
high time we exposed the crimes against humanity committed by the modern pharoahs
of the Muslim Middle East. Hosni Mubarak and Col. Moammar Gaddafi,
who enslaved the long-suffering Egyptian and Libyan peoples with more than
a 30-year dictatorship that is unprecedented in modern history have now
been ousted, as has the Muslim Brotherhood leader M. Morsi, but democratic
government is still not over the horizon.
Meanwhile Iraq,
Syria, Egypt, Algeria, Morocco, Bahrain, Yemen, Iran, Saudi Arabia,
Kuwait, Oman, Gaza, the West Bank and Jordan are being ruled by
hereditary and reactionary usurpers who are massacring their own
people ," stated former Foreign Minister the Hon. Bob Carr, author of
the newly-released memoir Diary of a Foreign Minister.
Speaking to hundreds of Muslim Australians in front of
the Syrian embassy, the long-serving politician, who is also noted for his
remarkable three terms as Premier of New South Wales, excoriated the Arab and
Iranian regimes for plundering their countries of their wealth and depriving
their people of their basic human rights. He particularly upbraided Egypt ,
Saudi Arabia , Bahrain ,
Syria , Iraq
and Iran for
their entrenched system of apartheid against their Christian Copt, Shia,
Palestinian, Sunni, Yazidi, Chaldean, Assyrian and Kurd populations.
A prolific analyst of Middle East
atrocities, the life-time Labour Party stalwart also bewailed the hundreds
of thousands of civilians massacred by the Arab and Iranian security
forces in the streets of Algiers , Aleppo ,
Taiz, Alexandria , Cairo ,
Deraa, Latakia, Banias, Homs , Damascus ,
Teheran, Manama , Kobani, Amman ,
Jeddah, Gaza City , Aden and
Sanaa.
"It is simply
incomprehensible that these bloodthirsty regimes are committing genocide
against their own people," he declared.
As a consequence, his new organization -- Australians for
Boycotting Arab and Iranian Goods (AUBAIG )
-- has demanded that all Aussie importers immediately terminate their
contracts for the purchases of petroleum, petrochemicals, plastics, cotton
yarn, towels and garments, rugs, fertilisers, majhool dates, figs,
strawberries, taboule, couscous and sheet metal from these countries. In
addition, all firms with investments and joint ventures in these
tyrannies are being pressured to divest their assets from them.
Of greater importance is our campaign for the Australian
government to implement new sanctions by halting its arms shipments to
the Nazi-like governments of Bahrain
and Saudi Arabia .
"We are now happy
to report that the Australian public is supporting our initiative until
the vicious dictatorships of the Arab Middle East and Iran
are overthrown and their civilian populations are finally endowed with
classical democracy," Mr. Carr affirmed. He particularly lauded the former
Gillard government for tightening its sanctions against Bashar al-Assad's
monstrous killing machine in Syria .
"The welfare of
the beleaguered Arab and Iranian people must be our number one priority. It is
vitally urgent that international civil society overturn the mindless
Obama-Putin agreements and quickly bring the genocidal dictators , Assad
and the Iranian mullahs to the gallows, just as Osama Bin Laden was so speedily
dispatched, " he declared.
The impassioned veteran parliamentarian took the
opportunity to warn against allowing the criminal Fatah and Hamas factions
continuing to rule in Palestine .
They operate deathly prisons and torture chambers. He repeated his
insistence that their undemocratic leaders be ousted and be sued before the
International Criminal Court in the Hague for their despicable war crimes in
violation of the Geneva Conventions and international humanitarian and human
rights law, as detailed in the Goldstone Report.
"We must not allow our baseless fears of jeopardising Australia 's
UN Security Council seat to lead to our defaulting on our obligations under
international humanitarian law to put an immediate stop to Arab and Iranian
policies of genocide and apartheid," Carr firmly asserted.
The new boycott campaign is supported by Prof. Stuart
Rees at the University of Sydney, David Shoebridge, leader of the NSW Greens,
Greens Senator Lee Rhiannon, Labour MP Maria Vamvakinou, the
Socialist Alternative, former Anglican Bishop George Browning of Canberra,
the League for Iranian Democracy, Rev. Gregor Henderson, Past President
of Uniting Church in Australia, Sonja Karkar, President of Australian
Women Against Saudi Gender Apartheid, the Syrian Observatory for Human
Rights, and former Australian Ambassador to Syria Ross Burns.
AUBAIG
co-founder Ben Saul, an activist international law professor at the University
of Sydney specialising in exposing Palestinian Authority corruption and
a crusader for the seething Arab masses in the Middle East, pointed
out that the illegitimate Muslim Arab government leaders are
being targeted by his cadre of followers with arrest warrants should they step
foot on Australian soil or seek asylum here. Under the international laws of
universal jurisdiction, war criminals and their genocidal ilk are liable to
arrest upon the deposition of a citizen's complaint before the Attorney
General.
He emphasized that his group's actions were in complete
fulfillment of the treasured Australian tradition of seeking justice
for suffering humanity. Moreover, it has the endorsement of his
spiritual adviser retired Catholic Bishop Patrick Power, a determined opponent
of Arab and Iranian ethnic cleansing of the historic Christian communities in
their lands.
In that regard, Prof. Saul echoed the call on the
international community to bring to justice President Bashar al-Assad, the
genocidal ruler of Syria who is bombing not only his own people with war planes
but also decimating them with chemical weapons, especially the sarin nerve gas
agent. Moreover, the 540,000 third generation Palestinians of Syria
located in Damascus ,
Yarmouk and Latakia are facing extermination.
"This greasy
rat should be torn limb from limb," he declared to tumultuous
applause before the Canberra
demonstrators.
He also singled out
the apartheid oppression inflicted by the Lebanese government against the
Palestinian refugees in its midst, an act advised and consented to by the
illegitimate para-state organisation Hizbullah.
Casting aside his past hostility towards Israel ,
Saul, a descendant of 19th century British Jewish convict immigrants, pleaded
with the Jewish state to invade next-door Syria
and Iran
and wipe out their Shi'ite Palestinian-hating feudal ruling classes. He
also demanded that the Australian government assist in this endeavour.
"Only such
humanitarian interventions under the UN's Responsibility to Protect
Doctrine can have the desired effect of strengthening the region-wide
intifadas in these countries leading to the toppling of their authoritarian
regimes,'' he posited.
In this regard, Saul dismissed US President Obama's
recent diplomatic agreements concerning Syria
and Iran as
absurd as they give these countries' tyrants a longer shelf life.
AUBAIG is also proud to announce that Prof. Saul is
proceeding to Turkey
where he will cross the frontier into northern Syria .
Some 3,900 Syrian Palestinians have been gassed and slaughtered there by their
fellow Arabs and some 195,000 have been turned into refugees fleeing to Lebanon
and Jordan .
He will document this holocaust naqba as well as the
unbelievable barbaric atrocities of the Syrian Arabs. They
are eating the hearts and livers of Palestinians whose intestines
have been ripped out by the Syrian militias as brought to our attention by
Russian President Vladimir Putin at the recent G-8 Summit.
For this act of
self-sacrifice in exposing the dirty politics of the Arab and Iranian genocidal
enterprises, the entire Australian public ought to be grateful.
"As for our
myriad of friends amidst the general public, we do sincerely thank them
for embracing the boycott of Arab and Iranian goods which will
immeasurably assist in the liberation of the persecuted Arab
and Iranian masses, " Mr. Carr and Prof. Saul concluded.
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Media contacts:
Dr. Ibrahim Abu Mohammad AUBAIG Adviser
Mufti of Australia dribrahim@muftiofaustralia.com
Ben Saul, AUBAIG
Co-Founder Professor, International Law University of Sydney
Sydney, Australia ben.saul@sydney.edu.au The Hon. Bob
Carr, AUBAIG Founder Former Australian Foreign Minister and Premier of New
South Wales Sydney, Australia bob.carr@uts.edu.au
Rawan Abdul-Nabi Associate Legal Counsel, AUBAIG
Australian-Palestinian Lobbyist Sydney, Australia
rawan.abdul-nabi@usyd.edu.au
Hilton Armstrong Director of Communications
hiltonarms@gmail.com Melbourne ,
Australia
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